Meltdown

OI LOIKE 'IM!

*Zombies start entering the building*

How do you like your marshmallows?
*flamming marshmallows exit from crotch oven*

ON FIRE? HA HA HA

Toime fer a Big Bang!

*chucks the bottle of Brandy on the fire, burning all the zombies brutally*

*Dark clouds come together shooting lightning at zombies*

I AM YAHWEH!

*Clouds part as a giant white figure descends.*

Huh...



*shoots at Yahweh*

JEWS!


UNITE AND DESTROY THE HERETIC!!!

*Alive and undead Jews swarm Pattie*

TIME FER PLAB B! *loads 500 quarters into the RPG and shoots it awqay from the group*

Throws queen wasp.

lol at the queen wasp

*ropes in from the ceiling*

DUN DUN DUHDUHDUHN DUH DUH DUHN DUDU DUUUHHHHN!

*rope snaps and I fall 20 feet to the cement floor*

*after the Jews scramble after the loose change, Patty walks over to Mok & pokes him with a stick*

OI! You dead?

"Patti, take that 12 year old dressed like a ninja and run, I'll fend the Jews off with red meat"

isn't the wasp queen that thing in dead rising that kills all the zombies around you?

*Robot continues pelvic thrusting the air while flaming mallows protrude from his crotch oven*

"Thanks for the cover....whats your name?"

Cyberdyne cooking model # 87

Beep.

Who you calling 12?

*sticks queen wasp in ryders pocket*

*stands on a table with the G36 and startsshooting all the zombies*


FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK


OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF

Hey Patti theres a bottle of whiskey out in the crowd. *pushes off table*

Joe I think he was talkin about me, lol. And yes Ryder the wasp was from Dead Rising

*slowly stand up*

Ahhh.....my fuckin back..

*picks up my katana*

Wait fer me *limps toward the group of weirdos*

*Stands in corner playing Raining Blood while other fight zombies*

*G36 runs empty*

Aw, shite.

*Pulls out the 1911 and fires one shot. The shot travels through six zombies, ricochets off a foundation bar, cutting into 8 more zombies, then bouncing off of Cyberdyne's ass and hits 12 more zombies, then it bounces off Mok's katana and kill 36 more zombies, then it ricochets off a plane engine and kills 48 more zombies, leaving all the zombies in the room dead*

Don't worry, weary Scottsman! *drops down and throws 28 full G36 magazines magically into all of his pouches* I gotcha covered! *begins firing with own G36 (not G36K or G36C), which is slightly cooler due to amazing awesome epic paintjob that I unlocked after completing the third G36 marksman challenge, and unlimited ammo and slow motion and cluster granades and exploding zombie tires after getting all 30 intel pieces* Slooooooow moootiooonnn kiiickssss asssss!!!!

*A Smile streaks across Old Patty's face, as he reloads the G36K*

A-a-a-re ye Santa? Do ye have any cigars?

*Pulls cigars out of pouch which house my cluster grenades two seconds ago* Here you go! *throws and lights midair with amazing rifle skills* Now lets kill some zombies. *activates slow motion again*

NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER SHIT FUCK CUNT
Sorry, thats just the tourettes
*puts on dead Jew's hat thing*

*catches one cigar, unfortunatly putting it out simlutaneously*

Sonuvabitch.

*Pulls a flare from his back pocket and lights the cigar, just before sticking the flare in a bottle of Yagermeister and throwing it*

That stuff's shite, anyhow.