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Zancoth
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Post subject: MacBook Wheel?  Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2009 11:19 am |
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Timfirkio
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Post subject: Re: MacBook Wheel? Posted: Sat Jan 10, 2009 3:11 am |
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| In Bathtub of Wine with a G36 |
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Steve Jobs (whilst stinking drunk): Hey, man, we totally need to do something new for all of our devoted followers...what do people like about apple?
Employee: Um, mostly the fact that all of out products are white and pretty. But also our ingenuity when it comes to interface control and other parts of technology. Oh, and iPods. They fucking love those things.
Steve Jobs: OH SHIT MAN, I totally forgot about those!!! I got it...let's make a HUGE iPod that's actually a laptop! That would be freaking SICK! *pukes into garbage can*
Employee: Great idea, sir. But what would be the functionality?
Steve Jobs: Fuck that shit, it's a laptop with a WHEEL!
Employee: Just make it shiny, hilariously pointless, outrageously overhyped and overpriced and give it no other features, and we have a perfect Apple camputer! They'll totally fall for that!
Steve Jobs: And next, we'll do it with a SPHERE!
Employee: They already have that, it's called the ball mouse.
Steve Jobs: Fuck it, we'll make it white and useless and call it our own.
"Con Prudentia Et Audacia | With Prudence And Daring"
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Zancoth
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Post subject: Re: MacBook Wheel? Posted: Sat Jan 10, 2009 8:54 am |
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Møk3
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Post subject: Re: MacBook Wheel? Posted: Sun Jan 11, 2009 5:55 pm |
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| When bored I throw children into the sun |
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lol...tim
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Timfirkio
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Post subject: Re: MacBook Wheel? Posted: Sun Jan 11, 2009 8:41 pm |
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| In Bathtub of Wine with a G36 |
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It always seems to work for them...
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Møk3
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Post subject: Re: MacBook Wheel? Posted: Wed Jan 14, 2009 4:23 pm |
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| When bored I throw children into the sun |
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Like we didn't ALREADY have enough useless shit on the world.
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Kroen
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Post subject: Re: MacBook Wheel? Posted: Thu Jan 15, 2009 7:40 am |
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| The Token Canuck, eh? |
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And then is said; Wheel? I hardly knew her!
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Zancoth
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Post subject: Re: MacBook Wheel? Posted: Sat Jan 17, 2009 6:43 am |
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MACBOOK WHEEL WILL REVOLUTIONIZE TEH WHOLE WORDL ZOMG
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Timfirkio
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Post subject: Re: MacBook Wheel? Posted: Sat Jan 17, 2009 3:05 pm |
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| In Bathtub of Wine with a G36 |
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it liek totaly will!
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Kroen
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Post subject: Re: MacBook Wheel? Posted: Sat Jan 17, 2009 3:57 pm |
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| The Token Canuck, eh? |
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I'm so super cereal and no one will take me seriously!
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Zancoth
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Post subject: Re: MacBook Wheel? Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2009 2:04 pm |
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Kroen wrote: I'm so super cereal and no one will take me seriously! Proceed to 
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