Meltdown

http://www.newmoonmovie.org/2009/05/twi ... best-kiss/


Explain this, movie gods.
You made Spoonyone quit, you bastards. There were so many movies that could have won awards and this movie didn't deserve a nomination, hell, recognition. These aren't good movies. The director, and hollywood, knows that. The actors know that. The only reason these are popular because the fans of the book are too stupid to have seen anything good. The Twilight fans will just overlook any glaring flaw (like in the new trailer, Blackula is outside in direct sunlight, why ain't he fucking sparkling?) and just pass it off as a perfect movie. Twilight success is only because of the abundance of preteen girls and their mothers. Twilight could have been so much better had the vampire aspect of it been taken out, it wasn't needed, there wasn't a point to it. Adding vampires in just makes it a little more dangerous and erotic for young girls before they start asking boys out and reading REAL trashy novels. I can go on four hours telling you how much my sister just loves telling me, that she found a picture that said "Edward Cullen: Setting new standards for boyfriends everywhere". Riiiiight. So it's totally cute and romantic and endearing when Edward stalks Bella, watches her sleep in her room and even tells her how much he'd love to rip her head from her shoulders and drink her blood.

I don't need to tell you that the heroic vampires don't drink blood, but only the heroic vampires sparkle! I've yet to hear of any other vampire who sparkles! Does that mean that their master is a faggot Vampire? Since none of the other ones sparkles? ( See: Blackula) Whats with the drinking no human blood drinking? You all fucking want to, you all fucking NEED to. You NEEEED human blood because you vampires are basically walking husks. You're empty. You don't have heartbeats. Edward, you're as "cold as marble" because you're fucking dead. You need that stuff, go drink it. Stop drinking animal blood and start drinking human blood. I know vampires are fiction, and you can change things with the, but there are things you shouldn't change, especially once it's been written in stone. And, don't think you can change the laws of literature, you didn't write Atlas Shrugged.



I like girls. I like it when girls come out intelligent, I see little girls and cross my fingers that they turn out in to decent, intelligent young women. But giving your daughter a book about a vampire who stalks and admits to wanting to kill her in the forest. Alone. Will screw your kids view on how to actually meet a proper guy. It also doesn't help that the author is a mormon and just covers the darn thing with her beliefs. You can't have sex until you're married. Seriously. Edward is a vegetarian vampire who believes in abstinence. *leans forward* Really.


So why am I ranting? I don't know. This was just the tipping stone of my patience for Twilight.
Oh..wait. This was being hosted on MTV. The same MTV that doesn't give a shit about anything, and instead of being run by people who love music, it's run by people who love money.

I could go on for a while talking about how bad the acting was, how awkward and uncomfortable the two looked on screen, the butchering of vampires, the cliche BAD DANGEROUS SMOKE MACHINE PACKIN' bad vampires, etc.
Any redeeming qualities in the Twilght movie? Well, yes, actually.

The ACTOR. (Not the character! Edward is not hot. He's fucking words. The ACTOR that plays him is the hunk. For fucks sake.) That plays Alice, some..spunky ditz of a vampire (good) is pretty hot. And the camera work is pretty outstanding at times. If you've seen the trailer, shots like the one circling the tree? It's pretty cool. Other then that, it's a piece of marketed crap. I love Transformers and I can still say that the new one was pretty crap, and so will the upcoming one. Why can you do the same for Twilight?


/rant over because no one but you guys will see it.

Oh my god the chick that plays Alice makes me cream in my pants.

Anyway they are SO lucky that Wesly Snipes is in prison. Because Blade would fuck them right the hell up. Blade dont like vampires, especially the queer ones.

God that would be an amazing movie. Blade vs. Twilight. Omfg. I'm a genius.

Blade is the best vaampire next to Dracula.

Daywalker. Fuck yeah.

My sister and I actually got in to an arguement about how Captain Falcon would totally destroy Edward. Thankfully, Stephanie "Mormon cunt bag" Myer stuck with the one myth where you have to rip them apart and burn them, so she didn't rape them fully.

My sister is talking about how if Captain Falcon punched Edward he wouldn't shatter to dust and all matter within him and the surrounding area would be turned in to anti-matter but instead that Captain Falcon would lose to Edward. I laughed at this.

Actually... I think a pair consisting of Blade and Bloodrayne would fucking rip all those shitty twilight vampires apart.

And WHO THE FUCK is in the jury for MTV movie awards? How can Twilight get the "Best movie", while the Dark Knight gets only the "Best Villian"?
How can Twilight get ANYTHING really.

One of my family members gave me the book for Christmas. I guess she wasn't aware of what it is. I never opened it, never read 1 page. I'd rather stay with books written by real people, FOR real people.

I love ranting, thank you for inspiration, Taylor.

I don't know what everyone's so upset about, I think this shit is hilarious.

Vampires aren't erotic. They are just the ancesters of basement dwellers.

I think knights could make anything good. Oh knights with big heavy maces or hammers...

Oh fuck Bloodrayne
Im going to like, destroy myself for not fucking remembering to include her.
You know, considering she is my all time #1 favorite female game character. I would kill for her to exist... and of course, all the fun stuff that comes along with that.
Seriously. Dhampir babe with huge tits, huge fucking blades on her arms, tight revealing leather outfits, flexible, agile. God damn it i'm pathetic.

Yeah. pretty much. XD

It's okay, I like a girl with giant bulky armour and no personality.

High five, Jesse, I'm like that too.


But personally, I find myself attracted to kittens. They're cute and fit in microwave ovens.

Not funny. It is a personal hobby of mine to extract bone marrow from animal abusers & make a fine custard with it, which I use to feed my cats.


Killing people's just fine, though.

I don't like cats.
But yeah, animal abusers are on the top of my hate list as well.

I'm really surprised that you took that joke so seriously. Chill, maybe?

I'm a dog man, myself, got four of them I'm responsible for here. One full-bred Jack Russell, one Jack Russell/Daschund mix, one Chinese Shar-Pei and one Pug.

Only two things in this world that really aren't funny, animal abuse & rape.

To Scrambles: I find everything funny, as long as it's funny. I don't give a fuck about the subject.

To Tim: Yeah, I'm a dog person too. I have an APBT. Got it off the Humane Society.

Are you your own best friend?

Damn, now you know my secret!

I like Spaceballs.

That is a fucking awesome movie, indeed.

I wasn't all that suprised (except when Eminem got tea-bagged lol!) Twilight is the movie of the now, seems gay, but you gotta' see it in the teens point of view (and goths) it's a new breed. But check it Kroen, romance movies make all girls cum in there pants, so that's the MAIN reason it got over 9000 awards.

Then I must be a romance movie.
OH!

Also, im a teen, and a goth, i'm not too fond of Twilight.
WAY TO STEREOTYPE, WILL
Thats like me saying you know kung-fu and bow instead of waving and you are obsessed with rice.


I need a job.

The only awards it got was at the MTV movie awards. I always thought that the whole show is really bullshit.
Now I know for sure. I'm gonna stay with Oscars when it comes to reliability.

MTV as a channel overall is bullshit too. All their dumb ass dating shows make me want to eat teeth. My own.

Rice is good.

Teens and goths don't know good movies or literature.
From The Corner of His Eye? Fucking fantastic book, Dean Koontz is Godtier.
Return of The King? Brilliant movie, one of the best examples of how to make a great movie from a great book.

Twilight was and still is, a poorly written piece of trash. The only reason it's popular is because the girls that grew up on Harry Potter are starting to like boys now. Twilight is all about this dangerous, perfect, handsome boy who falls in love with this average, clumsy girl and the adventures they have as he breaks up with her because the people he is involved with are dangerous as well, and another gang of dangerous boys are out for blood. It follows as the girl falls in love with another boy from a different faction of dangerous dudes and ends up falling back in love with Edward.

Sounds pretty straight forward, but it's all based on a "vampire" gimmick.

Fucking sick of this Twilight craze lately, and it's not going away until they run out of fucking book. But the fucking talentless whore who wrote this series based off a wet dream she had (not lying) is writing a new one but from Edwards perspective of the first book.

REAL.


FUCKING.


TALENTED.