SUMMER.

JPJPJP · **Joined:** Wed Dec 24, 2008 1:25 pm **Posts:** 236

Any amazingly awesome plans?

I'm planning to stay home, watch tv, play video games, draw, and do an online Jazz class for college. That's about it.

G3A3 · **Posted:** Thu May 14, 2009 9:22 pm

SIT.

ON.

MY.

ASS.

Timfirkio · **Joined:** Sun Jun 17, 2007 3:02 pm **Posts:** 2402

I'm going to Minnesota and helping my sister drive home from college through the part of America no one really gives a shit about. Then...well...internship and nothing else. I'll be swimming a lot.

JPJPJP · **Joined:** Wed Dec 24, 2008 1:25 pm **Posts:** 236

Schwimming? Details, plz?

Timfirkio · **Joined:** Sun Jun 17, 2007 3:02 pm **Posts:** 2402

Not competitively, just in my pool. I'm going for about 50-75 laps (not Olympic sized laps, I'd say around half one) a day depending on how I'm feeling, you know, to stay in shape. I'm best at breast sroke and freestyle, no butterfly for me. If I'm not swimming laps then I'm screwing around with my friends.

I'll also be doing a lot of hiking in the foothills and Santa Cruz Mountains when it's not 90-100 degrees out.

JPJPJP · **Joined:** Wed Dec 24, 2008 1:25 pm **Posts:** 236

See, I have my dog for staying in shape. Running 3 times a day, lol. But you must be extremely awesome to have half an Olympic pool in your house.

Captain Scrambles · **Posted:** Sun May 17, 2009 11:42 am

Ten. Fucking. Days. Planning on getting a job & catching up on Trevor time.

JPJPJP · **Joined:** Wed Dec 24, 2008 1:25 pm **Posts:** 236

What's Trevor time?

And how's your end of High School going? (You're a senior, right? College already chosen, etc?)

Timfirkio · **Joined:** Sun Jun 17, 2007 3:02 pm **Posts:** 2402

Mah pool's just the size of half an olympic pool, in terms of asthetics it's more of an outdoor party pool with a cascade waterfall and a spa up above.

And Trevor, answer JP's question because I'm interested, too.

G3A3 · **Posted:** Sun May 17, 2009 4:10 pm

This Summer, we're going to Tim's.

Timfirkio · **Joined:** Sun Jun 17, 2007 3:02 pm **Posts:** 2402

*A mishmashed group of ruffians arrives at my front door in my high society neighborhood. My mother notes a black Mitsubishi Eclipse in the background with New Jersey plates while the entire neighborhood wakes up to observe the disturbance in their comfortable, sleepy day to day lives of wealth and prosperity.*

My mom: Hello there, what would you boys like?

Jesse: Uh, we were wondering if we could stay here for the summer...you know, just hang out. Wait, this is Tim's house right?

Taylor: For fuck's sake man, I told you it is! This is definately the place, MapQuest says so.

My mom: Oh, are you school friends of his?

Nick: No. I'm Nick, from Michigan. This is Jesse from New Jersey, Trevor from Texas, Taylor from Canada, Kent from Norway and JP from [wherever the hell JP is from]. Tim said we could crash here for the summer.

Trevor: *while pissing on my front porch* Yeah man, we met Tim on the internet. We're like his best friends ever.

Kent: FOR NORWAY!!! THE VIKINGS AREN'T DEAD YET!!! *storms my entry hall and cuts down my chandolier*

JP: *does kickass quick sketch of my house*

My mom: Uh, well, he's never mentioned you guys. Do your parents know you're here? Ah, who cares, let's open up the fancy liquor cabinet and go out to our fancy pool and swim in pure gold!

Captain Scrambles · **Posted:** Mon May 18, 2009 2:27 pm

I'm a sophomore, kids. 16. As for Trevor time, it invloves time spent doing the will of no one but Trevor.

G3A3 · **Posted:** Mon May 18, 2009 4:29 pm

Happy birthday to Chow Yun-Fat.

JPJPJP · **Joined:** Wed Dec 24, 2008 1:25 pm **Posts:** 236

USA wise, I'm from Florida. Dirrrrty South, niggaz.

Møk3 · **Posted:** Fri May 22, 2009 9:55 pm

Tim, that made me lol pretty hard.

Timfirkio · **Joined:** Sun Jun 17, 2007 3:02 pm **Posts:** 2402

You'll lol even harder when it actually happens.

Møk3 · **Posted:** Sat May 23, 2009 11:34 am

Haha.
I call the waterfall. Dibs.
You other bastards (cept tim since it's his) stay away from my waterfall. Iwanna live innit.

Captain Scrambles · **Posted:** Mon May 25, 2009 3:47 am

Dibs on the tank.

Kroen · **Posted:** Mon May 25, 2009 7:23 am

I'd go to Tim's house. It sounds like the Californian woman require some of this Canadian lovin'.

G3A3 · **Posted:** Mon May 25, 2009 10:47 am

Let's settle this once and for all.

Tim, take pictures of your house.

Møk3 · **Posted:** Mon May 25, 2009 11:28 am

I agree with Nick.

Also, agree with Taylor too.
They need some of that moose-inspired loving.
Thats where you guys learn sex-ed, right? Sitting in the woods with the lumberjack teacher, watching moose dry-hump?

Will · **Posted:** Mon May 25, 2009 2:29 pm

As i've said, that would be sick ass if we all just traveled in an RV

Timfirkio · **Joined:** Sun Jun 17, 2007 3:02 pm **Posts:** 2402

Jesse, the waterfall runs automatically during the afternoon, you're going to want to get all of your shit out of it by noon every day.

Hey Trevor, you do want the gold plated tank, right? Well, one of them...we have silver and admantium, too. And do you prefer vintage, classic or modern?

Nick, I'll take pictures today, hopefully.

Taylor, Californian women would definately want some moose-style hot sex...but you do realize I'm in the Silicon Valley and not Orange County, right?

Will, would you like that RV gold plated?

Kroen · **Posted:** Mon May 25, 2009 2:57 pm

I made a sex move called The Beaver.

I bite her and then slap the shit out of her.

Captain Scrambles · **Posted:** Mon May 25, 2009 6:39 pm

I'd like the transforming Sherman, please. Alliebots, ROLL OUT!

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